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Reviews for Alien Blitz (#18686)

Review by YOR on 10 Apr 2019 (Rating: 2)

This is like Space Invaders but in mini form, like really mini. There's only four enemies on the screen and if you kill them all that's it, that's it, that's the game and you've won, oh wait here they come again, but it's the same four enemies, shoot them the game is over you win here they come again and the whole game is a complete loop. Plus, you have infinite lives. The whole game runs like a test program rather than an actual game. The funniest thing about this game though is the very first thing it does when you load it up is shoot you and kill you, thank you for loading now you die, what?! It's as basic as a BASIC game can get. Well at least they didn't charge you money for it, oh hold on of course they did! £5.95 to be precise, ok you got nine other games with it but still they charged money to play a game that can technically be finished in about 20 seconds. Good heavens.