There's no way I'd buy them, but interesting to see them in the wild.
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eBay seller wrote:Postage:
SORRY - No personal collections - Available through the mail only
Royal Mail wrote:We're on strike, until... April, maybe. Chuck another log on the brazier, would you?
Evri wrote:We'll deliver it! Brilliant company we are, we is like, never lost a parcel or anyfin or nuffin.
eBay seller wrote:Evri it is then!
Customer, after three weeks' wait wrote:So, when am I getting my package, then?
eBay seller wrote:Out of my hands, mate.
Evri wrote:Innit, we is like, already delivered it like two weeks ago or somefin. You is living here, like, in this ditch, yeah?
Customer, very angry at having spent a grand on something that got lost wrote:REDDITCH, not "a ditch", you MORON!
Evri wrote:I like, left it there with this furry thing with black an' white stripes. Is she, like, your girlfriend or somefin or nuffin?
Customer wrote:(unrepeatable on a public forum, or indeed anywhere outside the set of a Guy Ritchie film)
Is there anyone who doesn't see this coming?Evri wrote:Like, not my problem, innit mate. You ge' me?