Guilty pleasure of mine.
I have played this game way more than any human ever should have, and I may or may not have got to the end way back when.
...and I can still kind of play it these days.
It only cost me £1.59, and I actually liked it, but looking back I know it was total bollocks!
I'm still gonna give it 3, because even though it's dire it has held my attention since I was a kid, and sadly I know I will come back and play it again one day.
1985 Mastertronic(UK)
by Richard Wright and Ray Owen
Well, this is a nice surprise, looks bad, plays bad, but it's so retro and chessy that I can't help loving it. It's a 1985 Manic Miner look-a-like with a horror theme to it. Don't know how I missed it for so long. It's very basic, the jumping routine is awful, the graphics look like they were stepped on, but as the nerdy guy I am I like it. And that loading screen... just awesome. There is nothing complex about it, just collect the crosses, avoid the purple objects, use the blue ones to energize and avoid the baddies.